shit-haus:

how am i supposed study when james franco exists

(Source: shit-haus)

i got ridiculously drunk on friday night and thought it’d be cool to overly enthusiastically hug and greet everyone who i recognized, and hugged this guy who i’ve never spoken to but adds me to all these facebook events, proceeded to give my number to some guy who actually texted me and i hardly remember, and proceeded to profess my love for this british guy to anyone and everyone who gave me the time of day. i then fell asleep because everything was spinning and woke up at 4am to throw up whiskey and cupcakes in the disgusting keeney bathrooms. this is why i should not be allowed to drink.